Ron worries that Kim will dump him to date an athlete, so he goes out for the football team and uses Kim's super-powered battle suit to help him in his quest to be quarterback.
Bob Schooley Mark McCorkle
February 10, 2007
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Christy Carlson Romano Will Friedle Nancy Cartwright Tahj Mowry
Raven Kirsten Storms Patrick Warburton Patton Oswalt Tara Strong Daran Norris
First of the season 4 premier episodes.
The first Season 4 [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pDxUEdUEvA]promo[/url] used a scene taken from this episode.
Monique trades up her old cell phone she has had since Freshman year for a new Phone.
Dementor: Oh now with the hand?! You got the hand thing too?? When did you get the suit with the powers?
Ron: Man love is complicated...
Bonnie: Gee, Kim is that your boyfriend out there running around like a sick chicken?
Kim: Yeah. That's my guy.
:Dementor: Not that your teen relationship issues are not “Fascinating”
Ron: (to Kim) I never meant to hurt you.
Dementor: Not yet...
Monique: Oh right! The Chess Club incident!
Ron: The first rule of Chess Club is you do not talk about Chess Club.
Dementor: IT'S A HOUSECOAT!
Kim: And no smug villian can hide from...
Dementor: KIM POSSIBLE?!?
Ron: And boyfriend.
Dementor: Ha! I seriously doubt that.
Ron: No, dude, it's true, really.
Dementor: Sorry, just can't believe it.
Dementor: Ah! I knew I was forgetting something. Mother gets so crossed when I don't jingle!
Kim: You okay, 'so called boyfriend?'
Bonnie: But, you're a cheerleader! A senior cheerleader! Do you know what that means?
Ron: New uniforms?
Bonnie Well, yes, and they're so cute, but it also means you must date a jock. It's, it's non-optional, it's like a rule!
Kim: It's time you 'traded-up.'
Monique: But, my little celly has been with me since freshman year!
Kim: You have to admit, Bonnie's new cellphone is ultimate.
Ron: It's time for Ron Stoppable to step up and become... Ron Stepuppable!
Ron runs off camera and into something
Ron: Ah! Why would you park there!?! Ow! Ah! Uhhh!
Runs back on camera
Ron: Book the hall we have a reception!
Ron: Ah, who doesn't like to pass around the old pigpuck?
Kim: You mean 'pigskin.'
Ron: Woah, KP, one sport at a time.
Ron: Uh, KP, allow me to 'step up' and handle this one.
Ron climbs up tree
Ron: Nice kitty, such a nice..shredding noises Ow! Ow! Aw man! No with the cutting! Ow!
Ron comes down with shredded clothing
Ron: Hey, yeah, as long as your suited up.
Dementor: in disguise I'll be right back with the cookies!
Ron: And mabye some bandages, if you got 'em. Some antiseptic, you know, mabye.
Ron: I KNEW THAT CAT WAS EVIL!
Ron: trying to open door Ow! Bad Granny! Bad Granny!
Dementor: I PICKED OUT THE CURTAINS MYSELF!
Ron: Dude, your totally wearing a dress!
Dementor: It's a housecoat!
Ron: Uh huh, yeah, DRESS!
Dementor: Ha, ha, it is looking like I am in the hot water, yes? NO!
Kim: Uh, I have been foiled by a man in a dress?!?
Dementor: IT'S A HOUSECOAT!
Ron: sees that cat has bomb in it See, this is why I'm not a cat person.
Kim: It was a trap, Wade.
Wade: Professor Dementor?
Ron: In a dress!
Wade: Sounds ugly.
Ron: Oh, hey guys.
Kim Zoneing out, why?
Ron: Um, nothing, Say we better get rolling so you can get to babysitting, cuz tonight you'll be babysitting, so you won't be home, because you'll be out babysitting away from home, right?
Kim: You're still not right are you?
Ron: Me? Oh yeah, I'm feeling just 'super.'
Ron: It's not stealing, it's just secret borrowing.
Barkin: Fine! I'll just have the nurse warm up the crash-cart.
Dementor: Yoo hoo, is it too late for THE KNOCKING!
Ron: Ron's clothes tear off to reveal super suit Oh, I so hate that!
Dementor: So, who's wearing the girly clothes now?
Kim: Ron! You, you stole my battlesuit!?!
Ron: Secret borrowing!
Kim: You were in my closet!
Ron: Look, let me explain. First off, this suit pinches! Not that it doesn't look good on you.
Kim: You cheated your way onto the football team!
Ron: Yeah, but that really was just a perk! I was really trying to cheat on you!
Kim has an angry look
Ron: For you! To win you!
Ron: Wait, its not what you think!
Kim: Oh, so your not a cheater, a liar, and a thief!?
Ron: ... Okay, it is what you think.
Kim: What? Oh, Ron, I was talking about Monique's cellphone.
Ron: Ohhhhhhh, she's got that new one like Bonnie's, that's a nice phone.
Ron: Oh, KP, our first fight!
Ron: in underwear Aw man, even as a senior!
Dementor: in Kim's supersuit Not as comfy as the house dress, but I'll learn to live!
Ron: Hey, stop hitting yourself.
Dementor: keeps hitting himself I cannot!
Ron: Okay, this is the big moment, I don't need a suit. I can do this.... I can... I.... I'm outta here!
Kim: hugging Ron You do me proud, Ron Stoppable, by just being you.
Ron: So, you leaving me for Rufus?
Ron Me being Middleton's quaterback, dream?
Kim: No, that actually happened.
Ron (on Phone):Okay, how about you waterskiing over a shark?..
**Ron:**Hello... Hello?... Kim? (1)
Kim: Gotta Run (Kisses Ron)
Ron: I couldnt risk losing you
Kim: What are you talking about? You werent going to lose me.
Ron: So you werent gonna..
Kim: Trade up my BF? Ron, I don't care about dating a jock. I care about dating you. Ron Stoppable no matter who he is. As long as he's honest.
Kim: (To Ron) How many times do i have to tell you. We kissed. We're Dating.
Bonnie: So are you two like still together
Kim: Yes Bonnie
Bonnie: I mean I know things got noxious at the jr prom but you had all summer to come to your senses.
Kim: So have you
May be a goof or not, but towards the end of the episode, The end point of Kim's hair seems to stick up, causing his to have a curled end of her hair, the effect lasts for about a few seconds.
There appears to me to be a slight goof in perspective when Ron is wearing the super suit, and there is a low angle shot with Ron's legs in the right side of the frame while he is looking at Kim. It looks like Ron's calves (the bulgy muscle part of the lower legs) are pointed the wrong way TOWARD Kim.
Dementor's aircraft used when he attacked Buano Nacho has a shape similar to the Trade Fedderation Core Ships from Star Wars.
"... ABOUT MY ENEMY BECOMEING SUDDENLY UBER!" - Dementor as Kim was defeating his henchment with the Super Suit.
Uber is a gamer term (usually RPG games) for 'too powerful' and well, unbeatable. This gamer term is derived from the Greman word Uber, or 'Too much', Dementor in this case is compaining him has too much firepower in her new suit.
(1)'Jumping the shark'? [u]So Not![/u] -- Perhaps this last line in this episode is a cultural reference to "Jumping the shark". (A term that describes a show that goes downhill after a certain point). Most folks thought So the Drama was that point, but apparently it's now the ultimate joke and cultural reference to this first Season 4 episode.
(2) Professor Dementor: ALL YOUR BATTLESUIT ARE BELONG TO ME! -- This is a spoofy way of perhaps the most famous game goof and internet hit of all time. The phrase is really "All your Base are belong to us!" and comes from the badly translated Japanese Video game called Zero Wing in fact if you run a google search of the "All your base are belong to us." you will find out how this video game got turned into the biggest internet hit of all time.
When Dementor activates his magnetic controller and immobilizes the battle suit (which Ron is wearing), Ron weakly groans, “Oil can.” This is a reference to the line said by the Tin Woodman in the movie “The Wizard of Oz”. The Tin Woodman has rusted into immobility and needs his joints oiled to be able to move. His jaw is also rusted and he can barely talk.